Dear Kotex,
You should really consider going into the toy market. Because some mornings, a box of tampons is the only thing that lets me dry my hair and sometimes actual baby toys just aren’t fun enough.
Love,
(Don’t) Pat the Belly
P.S. @Babyrabies talked about this very toy on Twitter a few weeks ago. And while I didn’t envision needing it at that time. After a morning of trying to play with the curling iron, the toilet brush, and the trash cans, Kotex seemed like the safest “not a toy” toy we own.
Ha! Hey, a mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do. Tampons- infinitely more exciting than expensive toys.
(Jill from Baby Rabies)
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